The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
True strength comes from lack of pants
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