It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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