my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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