So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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