Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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