ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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