If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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