You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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