I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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