Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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