If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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