is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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