her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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