Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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