She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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