how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This baby is an asshole
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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