There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Mom said you looked used
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The adults are the big ones right?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
