Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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