yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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