nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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