She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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