Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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