lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
