Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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