I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
what day is it and did you see me today?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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