Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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