Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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