I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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