What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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