TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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