So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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