man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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