I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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