Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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