well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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