i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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