just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He did a backflip because drugs
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