he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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