he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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