Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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Sext me about skeletons
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
ok first of all what the fuck
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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