I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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