maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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