brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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