it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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