So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Randomize
