its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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