There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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