I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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