So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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