How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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