I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
