The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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