Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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