As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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