She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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