I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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