Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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