all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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